the bruins consume a large portion
(all) of my heart, as does hockey in general. the rest is filled with sarcasm and bad jokes and whatever else i'm obsessed with at the time. ask more to know more!!
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"My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time."

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Tagged: i can picture it theres a holdup and the guys all like 'you want me to shoot you' and I'm like 'ya please shoot me that's really what I want.. for you to shoot me' end scene

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readmyhockeymind:

mcandrefleury:

10/∞ wikipedia players

Patrick Kane && Jonathan Toews 

God bless every tag on here calling bullshit on 5’11. No one believes he is that tall. Not even the most gullible person on the planet believes that Patrick Kane is 5 feet 11 inches

klk816: #PRETTY #BUT KANER ONLY WISHES HE WAS 5’11 #PATRICK KANE #JONATHAN TOEWS #CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS

kapteenikoiv: #patrick kane · #my american white trash prince · #chicago blackhawks · #jonathan toews · #pkane 180cm…yea right… whatever u say big boy

dumbpigeons: #CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS   #PATRICK KANE   #JONATHAN TOEWS   #WIKIPEDIA LIES DO NOT USE NHL FIGURES FOR YOUR STATS   #IF PATRICK IS 5’11 I’M THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND   #HE’S 5’10 ON A GOOD DAY  

sandrataylorcz: #I still don’t believe Pat is that tall#but… well#patrick kane#jonathan toews

kazerss: #5’11 my ass #kaner #tazer

ohcaptainjamiebenn: #5’11 my ass kaner you 5’8 #you don’t need to lie #boobs #taner ships itself

peekaaboo: #5’11 AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA #FOREVER LAUGHING ABOUT HIS FAKE HEIGHT #5’11 MY ASS#KANER AND JOHNY BEING KANER AND JOHNY

Tagged: patrick kane jonathan toews ya and the height thing

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He’s not as cool as everyone thinks he is. He’s more of a nerd and you know quiet, introvert type of guy. He just puts on a show for everyone.

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niallj:

extremely republican teenagers scare me 

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"No, I like my life, thank you."
Jamal Mayers, on whether he’s ever fought Zdeno Chara (x)

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defyingstandard:

whododatlikedat:

"But yeah, me and Danielle, I feel like she’s gonna be my friend for life." (x)

The beauty in this picture is overwhelming

defyingstandard:

whododatlikedat:

"But yeah, me and Danielle, I feel like she’s gonna be my friend for life." (x)

The beauty in this picture is overwhelming

Tagged: they are so beautiful omg oitnb

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Tagged: guess who's back back back

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Tagged: i wanna scream dylan o'brien

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